Thursday 10 January 2008

Newcastle's new potential manager!

Mike Ashley has announced his plans for the new Newcastle manager. In an exlcusive for football overdose football is not my god tells us

"Newcastle is a big club. We need a big manager. Big Sam may have been big but he wasn't big enough. I've been talking to God recently and I think he might just fit the bill. He is, afterall, the lord of all creation and pretty big. Almost bigger than Newcastle. Whether or not he can meet our ambitions and get us playing the kind of football we expect however remains to be seen. At the moment we are not sure- we're considering God or Alan Shearer- who is the next best thing but more popular with our supporters."

The search continues.

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