I will buy Liverpool FC. And my finance plan...
1) Buy the club for 375 million, promise the fans a brighter more successful future
2) Increase ticket pricess 10%, ditto merchandise
3) Introduce a rip off bond scheme, like Northern Rock, to give fans a 51% stake in the club, or threaten to start the asset stripping- sale and lease of stadium, share a ground with Everton, selling Gerrard whether he likes it or not, etc.
4) Watch the fans remortgage their houses in a desperate bid to make the bond scheme work and save the club
5) Hope I don't get too many death threats
6) sell off the other half of the club at a bargain knockdown price
7) Retire to the Cayman Islands
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