and sellars has so far only demonstrated one or two trademark slapstick flourishes.
this is not what I tuned in for!
and now that enjoying zoomzoom Mazda advert is on. I hate the kids that whispers zoom/zoom.
Its back- Sellars disrobes and hums tunelessly. this is more like it.
1722
He gets and extra blanket. It is building nicely. The kettle has boiled.
Still no sign of Cato...
There is football on the other channel- I don't believe I'm sitting here doing this. I can't enjoy either the movie or writing this way...
1726
the english style french farce/cum mystery/slapstick comedy continues. I'm either going to sit down properly and enjoy it Or watch the match. Yay- Clousseau plays violin in bed!
SILLY EXPERIMENT OVER at 1728
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Good effort, chris c paul!
Great to see someone taking a different approach to those minute-by-minute reports that the BBC and others of their ilk insist on doing!
those reports make the stomach contract, thinking of the trainee oxbridge graduate writing drivel like - "Roy Keane's face is blacker than the bottom of a coal miner's thermos..."
and
"Correction - it was Peter Crouch, not Gustave Flaubert, who was cautioned for unsportsmanlike conduct at the end of the first half"
thankfully the internet was not around 2000 years ago so we did not have the liveblogging of the crucifixion to contend with
"19:03 - Jesus tries to wriggle free of the Roman defence. He's going nowhere..."
"19:07 - And this results been nailed down, the book is closed. Jesus is now into the crucifixion phase. An email has come in from Mark Hodder of Whitby, saying "I bet Jesus is cross, phnar, phnar..." Thanks, Mark, a legion of Romans are on their way to your house, courtesy of this paper, to slaughter you and your kin...
"19:10 - Surely with the right man in charge, says Gavin Packard, Christianity can recapture it's glories. But can it please be an Englishman, as Saint Sven-Goran Erikksus was a pathetic messiah and did not resurrect our fortunes. I think Stuart Pearce would be the best redeemer, with Platty and Shearer in the back room..."
AND SO ON. Utter and complete fucking misery.
"23:20 - Jesus has been sent off! Yes, he's on his way to the great shower block in the sky, called away from this life after his force was spent. Brave as that goalie who played with the busted neck, he never called for the magic sponge..."
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