Anelka IS NOT leaving bolton.

that is at least according to everyone's favourite hardy perennial loser Gary Megson. As Anelka usually jumps into bed with bigger paymasters with only the scarcest of sultry looks back faster than a Parisian whore with credit card bills I'd be particularly surprised if a player of his pedigree stays at Bolton until February. Besides, statements like "YADDAHYADAA" sorry, no more transfer rumours today. That shop is closed, at least until the next rumour gives me the chance to make a bad gag at its expense.