Tuesday 22 April 2008

Which football club goes by the nickname

of the Doonhammers?

Why, it is Queen Of the South of course. Who, after a great cup run in Scotland will feature in next years UEFA cup, thereby joining the canon of clubs with unusual names who have featured in this competition. Who knows, they have the outside chance of glory, and may get drawn against the likes of Bayern Munich, or Juventus. More likey however they will land Molotov Tblisi, or XY Zangervoort in teh frist rund qualifiers. Here's to them though! Reaching Europe is a triumph for any small club.

Queen Of the South aquired their bibilical name after poet and freemason David Dunbar coined the term to describe Dumfries during the 1857 election campaign. The rather grand moniker stuck, and when 3 Dumfries clubs merged post war 1919 it was adopted by the new football club. That's another mystery solved then.

No googling now- a quiz- returning to jaokes made last year. Which of these teams featured in European competion this year, and which names have I invented? ...

Helingborg
Copenhagen HFC
Sparta Muscavak
Hammerschmittel
Lokomotiv Moskva
Elfsborg
Gnomenstort
Sochaux
Auschfremmen 06
Midtyjlland
Dinamo Tblisi
B36
Llanfairpwll
Menderfuntzen Zonder
Zlata Jkyckyczk
Zrinjski
Groser Koln
Santa Coloma
Metalist
Reykjavik Jazzprov

4 comments:

Graham Sibley said...

The Onion Baggers have seen Midtyjlland play! We saw them play Brondby last season.

The "Wolves" played a blinder and stuffed the home team, though it was hardly an advert for the beauty and finesse of Danish football.

Spangly Princess said...

Menderfuntzen Zonder
Gnomenstort

these are definitely made-up. Surely?

Copenhagen HFC
Sparta Muscavak
Hammerschmittel
Lokomotiv Moskva (are there 4 teams in Moscow or more?)
Elfsborg
Sochaux
Midtyjlland
Dinamo Tblisi
B36
Llanfairpwll
Metalist (played Everton)

these are the ones I am confident about the existence of.

Jason said...

Now we have to guess which of these minnows will knock out the Premier League's representatives in next season's UEFA Cup...

I think Villa will be downed by the mighty Hammerschmittel...

Come on Utd, make Latin America weep and send the Barca divers/cheats/and cry babys out of the Champions League.

Surely a side featuring Eto'o, Henry, and Deco, has a chance of being the surliest ever assembled. These guys have moods so bad it produces its own weather over the Camp Nou.

Chris Paul said...

Helingborg
Lokomotiv Moskva
Elfsborg
Sochaux
Midtyjlland
Dinamo Tblisi
B36
Zrinjski
Santa Coloma
Metalist

I've no idea how many teams are from Mosocw, but aren't all of them owned by Roman Abramovic?