TURKISH DELIGHT (for the umpteenth time)
SOUR KRAUTS (if Germany lose and there is an air of controversy)
KICKED IN THE BALLACK
SHEESH!
TURKEY'S ASCENSION TO EURO SUMMIT
ONE FLUKE OVER THE EAGLES' NEST (admittedly this would work better if Turkey had a last gasp lucky win over Nigeria)
UBERDEUTSCH
GERMANY SPELL IT OUT IN LEHMMANN'S TERMS (if they win on penalties)
DONER COUNT TURKEY OUT
TURKEY BLITZED BY MY MIGHTY GERMANY
LEBENSROUT
ONE HALAL OF A BEATING
GOBBLE ON THAT!
Turkey's magic carpet is still flying high after last night's....
There was to be no Arabian nights style twist as Turkey's fairytale came grinding to a halt last night....
Turkey pulled the rug out from under Germany's campaign last night...
The ruthlessely efficent German footballing machine annexed Turkey last night...
Actually, surely no-one is daft anough to write these, apart form me... we shall see.
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Bloody hell... were you a tabloid headline writer in a previous life?!?! :-)
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