Possibly Inadvertent Gay Slur Part 1234

"Perhaps Anelka and Drogba will finish off together later on tonight"

Possibly.

The entire

footballing universe, bar one man, is lamenting the 'tragedy' of Martin Taylor's 'horror tackle' on Arsenal's Eduardo Da Silva. Theo Walcott is secretly delighted. Now, in the absence of more established or trusted talent, is his chance to prove just how prodigious he is, as he is likely to get that 'sustained run' in the team that everyone has been bemoaning. But, comparing him to similar Ex-Arsenal talents- is he more like Nicolas Anelka last seen playing for Chelsea (19 goals in his first 46 Arsenal appearances)? Or like Christopher Wreh, last seen plying his trade at Bishop Stortford (5 goals in 46 for Arsenal)? All English football fans will hope for the latter.

Football Is Not My God Football Overdose joins the fraternity in offering all the best to Eduardo. And Theo- let's hope you can stand up to the plate.

OVERHEARD: Alex Fergusson hollering ironically in the Man U dressing room before yesterday's thrashing of Newcastle- "I'd just love it if we beat them- love it!" guffawing ensued.
QUESTION: What are the odds on Keegan getting sacked, or more likely quitting, before the end of the season?

Anelka IS NOT leaving bolton.

that is at least according to everyone's favourite hardy perennial loser Gary Megson. As Anelka usually jumps into bed with bigger paymasters with only the scarcest of sultry looks back faster than a Parisian whore with credit card bills I'd be particularly surprised if a player of his pedigree stays at Bolton until February. Besides, statements like "YADDAHYADAA" sorry, no more transfer rumours today. That shop is closed, at least until the next rumour gives me the chance to make a bad gag at its expense.