Anelka IS NOT leaving bolton.

that is at least according to everyone's favourite hardy perennial loser Gary Megson. As Anelka usually jumps into bed with bigger paymasters with only the scarcest of sultry looks back faster than a Parisian whore with credit card bills I'd be particularly surprised if a player of his pedigree stays at Bolton until February. Besides, statements like "YADDAHYADAA" sorry, no more transfer rumours today. That shop is closed, at least until the next rumour gives me the chance to make a bad gag at its expense.

also rans' cup

Spurs beat some obscure team last - Alamaty Jazzprov, or something.

Bolton drew . So far under Ginger Meg they've lost 3 drawn 6 won 1. I would call this flatlining- with the occasional heartbeat to stop them falling into limbo. Scrap they do but I'll put my reputation on the following. Quick demise in Europe next week. Last day of the season fight for survival next May. Given that this will be away at Chelsea everyone will predict relegation. But they will draw. 1-1. And thus surive by a solitary point when equal points would have sent them down on goal difference. How about that then?