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Thursday, 17 January 2008

Greatest Ever potential football double entendres

"He's working it round the edge of the box. Goes left. Goes right. He can't penetrate the defence though, tries to muscle his way through, but he ends up poking it wide."


"If they look like they might go down this year the fans will be queuing up to give them a hard time"


"They won't just lie back and take this. They're skilled at coming from behind you know."


"there is no greater ignominy than someone shooting from the edge of the box when you're unprepared to deal with it."

"He shoots! And the rival fans really look like they've got egg on their faces now"

"They'll be on the receiving end of a tongue lashing come half time."

"This is an opportunity they simply must take, split between two legs""